What is the difference between Coors Light and a lake?

The can

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

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What is the difference between Coors Light and a lake?

The can

What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.