Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

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What is your guys' opinion on shoes that are a little bit too small?

Honestly, I think they're pretty tight!

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

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What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHILARIOUS

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What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?

A reptile dysfunction.

Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

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Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.

What do you call an aroused eskimo dwarf?

A frigid midget with a rigid digit.