Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

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Why did nobody in the Orlando nightclub fight back?

They weren't thinking straight.

What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?

A. A power failure.

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What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?

A reptile dysfunction.

Why couldn't the lizard get it up?

He had ereptile dysfunction.

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What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction

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Why are magnets so arousing?

They're very attractive.

What is the term for someone that gets aroused watching Star Wars?

They have a Bobba Fetish