Why couldn't the lizard get it up?

He had ereptile dysfunction.

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What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.

What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

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What do you call a robotic lizard that can't stand up?

Ereptile dysfunction.

What do you call a limp snake?

An ereptile dysfunction.