What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

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Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

Why would The Doctor and Storm get along?

Because he is the heart of the storm.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

What do you call a midget in a hospital waiting room constantly complaining about how long he's been waiting?

Imp-Patient!

Lizard Jokes More Lizard Jokes

Why couldn't the lizard get it up?

He had ereptile dysfunction.

What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHILARIOUS

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.

What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom?

No sound at all, the D is silent

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction

What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.