What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction

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Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

Lizard Jokes More Lizard Jokes

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

e-reptile dysfunction

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..

Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What do you say to a man with a broken lizard?

Sorry about your reptile dysfunction.

Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)