Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of poop and a lawyer?

A bucket.

What's brown and rhymes with poop?

Snoop Dogg

Flush Jokes More Flush Jokes

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

Drain Jokes More Drain Jokes

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.