Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

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What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?

They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.

What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

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Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

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Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)