Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

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Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

What do martial artist love to drink?

WATAAA

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What's the best thing about ISIS jokes?

The execution

What's ISIS favourite meal?

Turkey! Its the bomb!

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What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

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Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!