What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

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Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

Drain Jokes More Drain Jokes

What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

Fuel Jokes More Fuel Jokes

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.