What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

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Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

What is important in relationships?

Reflexivity and transitivity.

Drain Jokes More Drain Jokes

Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers?

Because they're always looking for drains.

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

Fuel Jokes More Fuel Jokes

What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction?

Steam. I'm so sorry.

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar