What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

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What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.

What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use?

A Li-ion battery.

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What is a relationship?

It's the one that always sinks....

What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979

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What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

What happened to r/showerthoughts?

They went down the drain.

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What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

What to Australian Trains use as fuel?

Coal-Ala