What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

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How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.