Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

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What's long green and goes hith ?

A snake with a lisp !

What song to snakes like to sing ?

Viva Aspana !

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What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied?

Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.

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Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

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Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote?

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**