Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

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What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

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Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

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Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote?

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**