What's the difference between certain and uncertain?

Well, one things for sure

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What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.

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How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.