Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

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How many dragon ball characters does it take to change a light bulb ?

Only one... but it will take a few episodes. The lightbulb saga

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

What to hear a joke?

Women's Sports.

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Why are Chameleons surprisingly good at flying?

Because they are always in duh skies

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What is the color of the wind?

A. Blew.

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.