Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

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What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

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What do motors and the Soviet Union have in common?

Commutators

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

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Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin