How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

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How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

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What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts?

Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

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What do you call bears with no ears?

B

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

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Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

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How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.