How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

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Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

because they get lost at C!

Why do pirates prefer black women?

They love booty.

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What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

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How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer