Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

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What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby?

He's born with Diss-lexia

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Why do Russian cars have such a bad rep?

Because they're always Stalin.

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

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What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

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Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.