Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

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What happens when sharks take their clothes off ?

They go sharkers !

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

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Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

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Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

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Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.