Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

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What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

How could that have happened ?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !

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What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

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Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

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Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.