He was trapped under da-Brie!
You reddit.
Right where you left him.
Trap
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim
An Errorist!
Because he only had one Stilton!