Trap Jokes

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

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What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

Whats the highest grade you can get in the trap?

B's

What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

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