Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!

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Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

swimming goggles

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Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

What a plates scared off?

Ebowla.

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Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!

What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter?

A gambler might lose.