Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!

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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

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Why is women's soccer so rare?

It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

Where do you find 60 million french jokes?

A: In France.

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I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

How are a pair of skinny jeans like a cheap motel?

No ballroom

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What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

Which fish go to heaven when they die ?

Angelfish !

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Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!

What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter?

A gambler might lose.