Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !

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What does the twitter bird do when it needs money?

It goes to Twerk!

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

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What do you get when you put mice in the oven?

Mice crispies.

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?

Try picking them up !

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Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !

Why don't the British make computers?

They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.

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How do you stop a nuclear bomb from squeaking...?

WMD40.

What is a mouse's favourite game ?

Hide and squeak !