Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

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Why should they have hosted the World Cup in a different country this year?

because a brazillian things could go wrong

What did Matthew McConaughey say when he saw this year's Oscar nominees?

All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...

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What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

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What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers