Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

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What is the most military day of the year?

A: March 4th.

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

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What do you call an Australian who's prejudiced against grains?

A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)

What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!