Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny
A whispering eye patch.
The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"
It's hard to keep track.
Church.
hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !
Husband: You spent it all dear.
Because he was always lost at C!
Noe(L)...no "L"
You see a woman learn her place.
The asphalt.
