Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

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What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take?

Vitamin "D".

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

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How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

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Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

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What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?

I.C. !

What is every blonde's ambition?

A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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Why can't Albert Einstein drive?

Because he never learned.

What's your biggest weakness?

Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"