Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

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Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

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Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.