Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

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Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.

Why did the broken straw go to rehab?

It had a serious drinking problem.

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Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

What do you call a stripper you pay with noodles?

A PASTATUTE!!!