Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?

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Why did the dog cross the road?

A: Because it was the chickens day off.

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

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What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?

A cross.

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !

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What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.

Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.