Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?

To

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Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

Why did the clown cross the road?

A: To find his rubber chicken.

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How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite kind of jacket?

A Pullover!

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby