Beyonc Jokes

Why did Beyonc sing "to the left, to the left"?

Because black people don't have rights.

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What do you call a bee that gets engaged?

A Beyonc.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonc before they were married?

Fiance

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Half Time Jokes More Half Time Jokes

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

Beyonce Jokes More Beyonce Jokes

Why does Beyonce sing, "To the left, to the left!"?

Because black women have no rights.

What do you call a heavy punch from Beyonce?

A Sasha Fierce!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the woman say when she was diagnosed with cerebal palsy?

Nothing, she was too disabled to speak

How do you end an argument with a woman?

Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.

Apply Jokes More Apply Jokes

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms

Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What does it look like when someone is drowning?

lol

Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger?

Because now his watch has ended.