Beyonc Jokes

Why did Beyonc sing "to the left, to the left"?

Because black people don't have rights.

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What do you call a bee that gets engaged?

A Beyonc.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonc before they were married?

Fiance

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do you call a house full of black people?

A jail.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

You will find out when the light comes on.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

Why are indecisive miners the worst?

because all day they deal with ores.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge?

Elvis Parsley

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What was Boaz like before he got married?

Ruthless.

Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

What do you call bread baked in the south?

inbred

Superbowl Jokes More Superbowl Jokes

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How many guns do I have left?

That's right. 10.

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left