Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.