Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

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How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ?

A horse !

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Why is a woman like a KFC?

After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

What do you call it when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale

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How many ladies have you slept with?

she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

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What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ?

Petal !

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Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license