Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

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What does Green Day say before bed?

Green night

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

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What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

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What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

What do you call two brown people in a sleeping bag?

Twix.

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What do you call a woman who does not have all her toes on one foot?

Normal

What's the difference between a battery and a women?

The Battery has a positive side.

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Why are a good majority of Americans obese?

At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.