How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

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Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

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Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

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How does a penman make his living?

He charges a calligra-fee of course!

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

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Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?

To boldly go where no man has been before !

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear