How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

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What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

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Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

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What's the instinctual response to a bad gym selfie?

A reflex of course.

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

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Why Does Captain Kirk Have 3 Ears?

He's got his left ear, his right ear...and the final front ear.

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

a LepreKHAAAAAAN!