Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

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What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

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Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

What does a hiker love to listen to?

A trail mix!

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What do you call a haughty criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why are pot heads always so condescending?

They always think they're higher then others