Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

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What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

What did popeye do after he turned black?

A: He made his own restoraunt.

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Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

Why is Chewbacca bad at sports?

He's just a wookie!

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Why did Fred Durst sleep with Princess Leia?

He did it all for the Wookie, yeah!

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.