Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

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How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction?

It turns out, it's not very hard at all

How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

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Why is Chewbacca bad at sports?

He's just a wookie!

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

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What's Princess Leia's first name?

Comoniwanna.

Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.