How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

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What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

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Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

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Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.