How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

Who would you turn to face?

be careful with whom you chose

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How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

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What do you a call a PC without Garage Band?

A Dell

What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.