Chewbacca Jokes

How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

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Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

Wookiepedia

What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?

A wookiee talkie.

Why is Chewbacca bad at sports?

He's just a wookie!

What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

What would Chewbacca do?

And the answer is always, "Make that gargly roaring sound." So that's what I do.

Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

What is Chewbaccas favorite celebrity?

Wookie Goldberg

Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

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What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

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