Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?

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What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

Why did the girl cry on the swing?

She has cancer

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How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

zero, because none of them knows how to

Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems?

He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.

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What did a cyberman say to John Smith?

You will be deleted

What's the worst part about /r/meirl moderators?

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Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

What do you call an employee at a sperm bank?

A nutjob

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Why would Ellen Pao not do her own AMA?

General Pao's chicken.

Why do redditors hate Ellen Pao as CEO?

It was the Wong choice