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What do you call an angry Reddit mod?

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What is similar about a twitch mod and an a reddit mod?

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How do you know an r/jokes mod is a cyberman?

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What does a mod do in their spare time?

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What did the moderator say to the redditor?

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What did a cyberman say to John Smith?

You will be deleted

Who was left?

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Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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How do you bring a joke to the front page?

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How many trolls does it take to change a light bulb?

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What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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What Happened when Feminist's found out about Reddit?

Well they deleted

What did the mod say to the other?

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How do you make a bunch of Redditors mad?

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How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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What's the worst part about /r/meirl moderators?

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What does an elite hacker get after being arrested?

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How to annoy a Redditor?

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What do you call a subreddit that sanctions free speech?

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What has 7 letters and makes only Redditers mad?

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What does disappointment feel like?

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How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb?

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Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

Why is it deleted?

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Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?

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How many mods does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

How do you pronounce the "Pao" in "Power'?

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What's an ig?

A snow house with no dumper. I'm so sorry. Deleting my account.

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

How do you annoy someone from r/Jokes?

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What folder do emails from histrionic venture capitalists go in?

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What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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How did Ellen Pao get her job as CEO or Reddit?

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What are some of the best comments on threads?

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What did the Mod say to OP?

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Who characters?

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Page Jokes More Page Jokes

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...

Cyberman Jokes More Cyberman Jokes

What did a cyberman say to John Smith?

You will be deleted

How do you know an r/jokes mod is a cyberman?

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Reddit Ceo Jokes More Reddit Ceo Jokes

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about dating a Japanese girl?

When you break up with her, you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism :,P

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

How many introverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Why does it have to be a group activity?

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff