How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

zero, because none of them knows how to

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How do you know you're not a racist?

Only if you have four black tires and a color TV

How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding?

A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.

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How many perverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

69

How many rioters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't be stupid, rioters can't change anything.

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How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

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How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

zero, because none of them knows how to

What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living?

You call 'im Maury. :)