How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

zero, because none of them knows how to

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What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.

How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

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Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

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Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

Why does everyone find the absolute value of zero so funny?

l0l

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How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

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What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living?

You call 'im Maury. :)

How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

zero, because none of them knows how to