Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

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Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

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How do snowmen travel around ?

By iceicle !

Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

He was a snow call, snow show.

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Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion?

Anyone can pull them off

How do you know when a black woman is pregnant?

When you pull out her tampon and all the cotton is picked.

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What is the world's most religious fish?

The manta pray, at least until the morpray eel hears about this.

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

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What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

Have an ice day!

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

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What are calories?

Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

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What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.