Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

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Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

What is the definition of a will?

C'mon. It's a dead giveaway.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

How do snowmen travel around ?

By iceicle !

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How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

How do you get your girlfriend to fart?

Pull out

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

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Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

Have an ice day!

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What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

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How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower