Frosty Jokes

Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

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Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

Have an ice day!

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

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What did the bartender say to the angry speaker?

We don't want any treble

What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

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How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

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Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

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What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

Have an ice day!

What did Jack Frost say at his climax?

Winter is coming"

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What did Amelia Earhart learn?

Triplane fuel can't melt sea beams.

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

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What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

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How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle"

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Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?

He thought they were a delivery service

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.