Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

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What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

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Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

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Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

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Where do snowmen keep their money ?

In a snowbank !

What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?

A: A snowmobile!

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Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

Have an ice day!

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What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

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Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

What does a can of tuna say?

Premium flaked tuna Best before dd/mm/yy