Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

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Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

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What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

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What did the Canadian say when asked what he thought about stereotypes?

Eh.

What flavor is it?

I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

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Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

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What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit?

Mango!

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

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Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

What does a can of tuna say?

Premium flaked tuna Best before dd/mm/yy