Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

He was a snow call, snow show.

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Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

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Why did they fire Victoria?

Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?

What Did The Idiot's Friend Say To The Other Idiot's Friend, After The Idiot Lit Herself On Fire?

She's Bright...

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.