How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

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How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

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When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

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What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

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How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

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How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

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How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.