How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

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How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

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Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

Slack Jokes More Slack Jokes

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

Blind Skydiver Jokes More Blind Skydiver Jokes

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack