Why did John Snow get an iPhone?

For the watch.

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What do you call it when someone forces you to watch them take their clothes off?

A power strip.

Who needs to watch the #SOTU when I can just read my TL?

Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.

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What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use "

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

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Why does John Snow wear a Rolex ?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)