Why did John Snow get an iPhone?

For the watch.

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What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

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What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

What's going to be thinner than the IPhone 8?

Apples ideas.

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Why does John Snow wear a Rolex ?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)