What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

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What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

Why did the investment bankers start dating?

Compound interest

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Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What do numbers look like when they get divorced?

96

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How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

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How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

What is the job of a gentleman pimp?

To Tally-hos!

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How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

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Why is my algebra textbook so sad?

It has a lot of problems.

What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?

Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok