Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

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Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

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What are Mario's pants made out of?

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What does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

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Why did the peadophile sign up for Netflix?

He liked chillin.

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

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What's the similarity between designer jeans and cheaply made castles?

No ballroom

What's grey and can't swim?

A castle

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What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

What did the princess say when she got to the ball?

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