Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

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What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

What do you call black men working while white men watch?

Slav-The NBA

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What does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

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What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

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Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

How do whores in Westeros get into the castle?

Hodor.

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What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits."

What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.

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What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What did the princess say when she got to the ball?

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