Why does John Snow wear a Rolex ?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

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What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

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What does a Muslim redneck wear?

A murka

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

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Why does John Snow wear a Rolex ?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

nice watch"

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Why does John Snow wear a Rolex ?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

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Why does John Snow wear a Rolex ?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)