Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

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Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What's the difference between America and Europe?

In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.

What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!

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Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.