What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...

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Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Samsung Note Jokes More Samsung Note Jokes

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

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What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)

What happens when a bull and a horse go to a bar?

They get BUCKED up!