Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

What do you milk you can't see?

Pasteurized milk.

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What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?

Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

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Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

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Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

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Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.