Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

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Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

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Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

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Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.