Why did Kesha switch "$" back to an "s"?

Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

What do you call the Israeli PM when he switches search engines?

Benjamin Netangoogle

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck