Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

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How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud?

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Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

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What kind of joke do peeping Toms like?

In-ya-window

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

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Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

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What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

Where do crows go to have fun?

a crowbar!

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Where do two electrons race?

On a circuit

Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!