Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck
With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.
I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.
Deer nuts are under a buck.
Because they can't elope
A dill doe.
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Argh it's driving me nuts!"
For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.
Because the only constant is change.
Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.
