Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea?

It runs in his jeans.

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What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

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What does a cranky Japanese person suffer from?

PAST: Post Atomic Stress Disorder

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.